5 Pieces of Clothing that Stylish Men Never Wear

There are certain pieces of clothing that stylish men NEVER wear. Here are 5 of the most common style atrocities happening in a community near you.

If for some unfortunate reason you are a habitual violator fear not. We’ve provided some stylish alternatives . Enjoy!

1. The company logo shirt

company polo logo

I understand if it’s part of some faux uniform requirement but if not then no excuse here.

Nobody cares that you work for a big 3 automotive supplier or the local sprinkler installation company.

The alternative: A good old fashioned logo-less polo

2. Square toe shoes

black square toe loafer mens

 We’ve gone over this many, many, times.

Like the Mind Flayer from Stranger Things,

stranger things monster mind flayer

this unfortunate abomination just won’t die. Check out this post for more. 

The alternative: A sleek loafer

mens black sleek penny loafer aquaitalia
AquaItalia Dress Loafer – $199



3. Crocs

blue crocs

I don’t care how fucking comfortable they are. Unless you work in the ER or you’re a toddler then NO. Just NO.

The alternative: NONE

4. Fanny Packs


mens fanny back leather
Gotta love the T shirt as well here

I get it,  completely functional . I mean think about all that personal storage space right above your manhood! As an added bonus it will make your spare tire look exceptionally… spare.

The alternative: maybe a backpack?

5. Dad Jeans

dad jeans light wash

So apparently “Dad style” is a thing? Not in the real world. You may think “Nothing makes the ladies melt like middle aged suburban aesthetic “. You would be wrong my friend.

The Alternative: A good old pair of slim (not skinny) jeans…or straight fit at a minimum

brooks brothers 116 slim stretch jeans
Brooks Brothers 116 Slim Stretch Jeans – $79.50

What did I miss??? Add a comment below and lets talk!

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2 Replies to “5 Pieces of Clothing that Stylish Men Never Wear”

  1. Love this post! Spot on. What about baggy khaki cargo shorts, white mid-calf socks, requisite big ten university tee and large fluffy white New Balance, sold exclusively at Kohl’s? Love this and please keep it coming!

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