There are certain pieces of clothing that stylish men NEVER wear. Here are 5 of the most common style atrocities happening in a community near you.
If for some unfortunate reason you are a habitual violator fear not. We’ve provided some stylish alternatives . Enjoy!
1. The company logo shirt
I understand if it’s part of some faux uniform requirement but if not then no excuse here.
Nobody cares that you work for a big 3 automotive supplier or the local sprinkler installation company.
The alternative: A good old fashioned logo-less polo
2. Square toe shoes
We’ve gone over this many, many, times.
Like the Mind Flayer from Stranger Things,
this unfortunate abomination just won’t die. Check out this post for more.
The alternative: A sleek loafer
I don’t care how fucking comfortable they are. Unless you work in the ER or you’re a toddler then NO. Just NO.
The alternative: NONE
4. Fanny Packs
I get it, completely functional . I mean think about all that personal storage space right above your manhood! As an added bonus it will make your spare tire look exceptionally… spare.
The alternative: maybe a backpack?
5. Dad Jeans
So apparently “Dad style” is a thing? Not in the real world. You may think “Nothing makes the ladies melt like middle aged suburban aesthetic “. You would be wrong my friend.
The Alternative: A good old pair of slim (not skinny) jeans…or straight fit at a minimum
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